Do you enjoy sneaking men into movie theaters under your floral muumuu?

wtf? I thought Dave was gone. I'm very confused. Have I been drinking excessively again? Stupid question. Floral muumuu? Yeah Sure. All the time. And I also wear striped panda Jammie's and Winnie the Pooh undies. Sheesh.

Do you enjoy sneaking men into movie theaters under your floral muumuu?
Do they stay under there the whole time? I'm confused.
Reply:mooooo
Reply:I had to ditch the floral patches and stick with solid prints - less see through-ish
Reply:It depends - will they want to share my Milk Duds? Cause the Geek don't share his Milk Duds.
Reply:I usually sneak my friends in under my top hat
Reply:Sometimes.
Reply:I really should report this. But I guess that "reporting" bullsh*t is getting a bit old. So I won't report it. I'll answer it truthfully. The last time I wore a muumuu, if that's how it's spelled, was 1987 for sex-change day at my high school. And I snuck A guy named Dave, his brother Don, two guys from the football team and my English teacher Mr Margetts into the girls washroom. Under it that is.
Reply:Do you REALLY want me under your floral muumuu?



(I await feverishly for a "affirmative" on that, baby...)



Have they come out with a new "Free Willy" movie recently...?
Reply:No Way! I need all the space I can get for my soda and chocolate covered raisins. You think I'm going to pay for that shite? It's bad enough I spent 10 on a ticket and 8 for an extra large popcorn. I'm not made of money ya know?!!!
Reply:Sometimes.
Reply:it depends what they are doing under there. id rather sneak some candy in
Reply:no. actually they tickle me thighs.



i prefer midgets in my backpack, they peel me grapes and feed them to me.